how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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