i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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