i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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