I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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