What should our trivia night team be named?
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awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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