Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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