You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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