He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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