Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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