Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Found the puke drawer
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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