How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
did you just send me my own nude
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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