You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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