ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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