What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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