The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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