some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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