Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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