I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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