Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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