He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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