i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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