yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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