Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My dick looks like crazy bread
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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