She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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