Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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