MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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