Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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