I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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