I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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