I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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