: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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