I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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