So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
false alarm, still single