you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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