And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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