Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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