How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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