Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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