I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
