Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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