i barfeds in our rink
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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