Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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