we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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