Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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