Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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