I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This house was built for laser tag.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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