I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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