You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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