Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.