Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat