I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize