come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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