Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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