Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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