i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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