yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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