whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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