just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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