If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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