Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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