I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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